Origin
The exact time when the funny photo “Hamster Eating Banana” appeared on the Internet is unknown. Most likely, the meme described came from an ordinary home photo in which a small tan-colored rodent is eating from the top of a large yellow fruit with the skin removed. In the background is a human (most likely female) palm stroking the animal. The background in the picture “Hamster Eating Banana” is a standard interior of a residential apartment.
Already in its early versions, the meme had obvious erotic overtones. Over time, under this joke, other pictures of the same content began to appear - each depicting a hamster and a banana. The most specific versions of the meme are drawn by users in the style of anime or classic animation. Sometimes the heroes of such collages become characters from famous cartoons. The photo dialogue with the actor H. Bjornsson and his girlfriend became especially popular. In second place in popularity is a collage with an African-American basketball player named Shaquille O'Neal and his wife.
Is it possible to give banana to Djungarian hamsters?
This breed often suffers from high blood sugar. Bananas are sweet and high in calories; they can be given to dzhungarikas once a week. And it doesn’t matter in what form you serve it: in small quantities you can feed it with both banana chips and fresh fruit.
In winter, zoologists advise completely avoiding eating sweet fruits. Digestion slows down in hamsters; the pulp of the fruit can harm your pet.
For older hamsters, the portion can be increased. As you age, your teeth weaken and it becomes difficult to chew. It would be a good idea to dilute their food with pumpkin or cucumber.
Meaning and significance
The hint that hides “The hamster eats a banana” has an erotic, even vulgar connotation. This picture is complemented by photos of colorful, often famous couples - a man and a girl - in which a tall, large, muscular guy meets or marries a fragile woman of miniature height and weight. The hamster eating a banana is most often located to the right of the photo of the couple, and the meme is superimposed with an obscene remark or a comment about the characters on the left. Jokes superimposed on "Hamster Eats Banana" may concern:
- Disproportion, disharmony in the appearance of the couple.
- Possible difficulties in their intimate life.
- Good luck in your personal life and a good choice of girl.
- Unexpected business, or simply life acumen, at first glance, of a fragile, modest and defenseless person.
- Poking fun at men's over-indulgence in bodybuilding.
- Irony about inflated ambitions that often hide envy.
In rare cases, when the meme consists of only one picture, “A hamster eats a banana,” it may hint at greed, a good appetite, or the desire to bite off more than you can chew. However, the erotic context is the most popular. Therefore, you should quote a joke with caution, so as not to offend your interlocutor, or expose yourself to ridicule.
Banana in the diet of cubs and pregnant females
Fruit should not be given to baby hamsters. Their body is still very small; banana fruits can easily clog the airways. In this case, the rodent risks suffocation. But if you really want to pamper your pet, then there is a solution - banana chips. They are hard, so they will not be able to stick to the cavities of the body.
Banana chips are dried (baked) pieces of the fruit. The sugar concentration in this dish increases. You should also be wary of store-bought chips, as they may contain various additives that are harmful to rodents. It will be safer to cook them yourself in the oven.
Bananas are prohibited for pregnant hamsters. The fruit should not be given to females expecting offspring; it can cause bloating. If this happens, the offspring will be lost.
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HOW TO GIVE YOURSELF PLEASURE WITH THE HELP OF A HAMster
There's nothing cooler than buying a hamster and sticking it up your ass. To do this you will need the following available tools:
— one bottle of KeyWai (warming lubricant);
- one small or medium-sized hamster;
- one bottle of Detol (alcohol-containing disinfectant).
The first step is purchasing the hamster itself. Try to choose the most energetic one, you will understand the meaning of this later. When you bring your hamster home, trim its nails.
Then pour Detol into a bowl of water to kill all bacteria on the animal's fur and skin. Try not to get the solution on the hamster's face, you don't want to kill him ahead of time! Carefully wipe the muzzle with a cotton swab and alcohol. Wash and dry the animal, then apply a thick layer of lubricant to its entire body.
Before you begin the next steps, make sure you have the tape on hand. Place the scissors nearby and unwind the end of the tape a little, because you will have to perform further actions with it with one hand.
Now take the hamster and carefully insert it into your anus with its muzzle facing out. This way he won't suffocate too soon. With your free hand, spread the entrance to the anus and help move the hamster inside. Once the hamster is completely inside you, place your index finger on the hamster's forehead and push it a little deeper.
Now use your free hand to quickly cover your butt with tape. Try, as soon as you seal the anus, wrap the tape crosswise around your waist and again between your legs, this will help it stick better.
Now the cool part begins. The hamster begins to fight for his life, squirm and slide inside you, but since the exit from the cage called your ass is sealed with tape, he naturally cannot get out. His movements in the rectum will bring you so much pleasure that in those few minutes while he is alive, you will be able to cum at least twice! Usually hamsters remain alive for five to seven minutes and, in combination with a warming lubricant, these minutes seem simply indescribable!
If you stop feeling movement inside, then the hamster is over. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of your ass, wrap it in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash.
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Fuck. what I just read.
Anal with a hamster? I, of course, understand everything, but to enjoy the fact that you have a living creature scratching in there and at the same time cum is already too much! It turns out he dies there in agony so that you can cum? Is this how it should be? be a moral monster to do such a thing! Let him put in a poisonous snake! No, I think it’s better to make love to a girl than to kill animals in this way.
Mmm, you can feel the words of a master, a lover of searching for new experimental sensations, with the weight of many years of experience in such matters))))))
Flash mob with a glued banana
It is noteworthy that the gallery staff did not punish David Datong for eating a banana. The fruit was simply replaced with a new one. But the work itself remained intact, since “the banana is just an idea.”
The situation around the art object inspired people to make memes and parodies. Firstly, in the place where the banana hung, someone wrote the meme phrase “Epstein did not kill himself.” The inscription was quickly closed, but the action was posted on social networks.
The duct-taped banana at Art Basel is gone and has been replaced with “Epstein Didn't Kill Himself,” which security quickly covered up.
